The Bathroom Industrial Complex Has Decided That Rinsing Off Costs $400 a Month Now
Somewhere between the filtered rainfall showerhead and the eucalyptus steam bundle subscription, your daily rinse became a full-blown lifestyle investment. The wellness industry looked at the one room where you're legally allowed to be alone and thought: we can monetize this. Congratulations — your shower now has a skincare routine more elaborate than your grandmother's entire beauty cabinet.